Dec
8
Deux blondes
- Sameer: I am going to get married, it's going to happen.
- Ian: What if it isn't legalised?
- Sameer: It will be legalised. I don't care, I'll bomb Focus on the Family Headquarters. It will happen. I will be equal, damnit.
- Ian: A Pakistani Muslim talking about bombing a Christian organisation, it's like you're trying to get us on the FBI watchlist.
- Sameer: I bet we already are. Hi, J Edgar Hoover.
- Ian: You're about 50 years off. It's Leon Panetta now.
- Sameer: Isn't that a restaurant though?
- Ian: No that's Pantera.
- Sameer: No that's a band.
- Ian: Fuck, I mean Panera.
